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Post by Bethany on Oct 26, 2003 9:46:23 GMT -5
Look what I found on the TOTP website:
Too Many Members The bands who don't know the meaning of the word 'ENOUGH!'....
2) S CLUB 8 As any fool knows. There are certain numbers which work well for pop bands. Five seems to be the default amount, as it allows choreographers to come up with interesting variations on the 'two at the front, three at the back' lineup. Three can work, especially if you have guitars and jump up and down a lot (hiya Busted!). But the absolute maximum is seven. As in S Club 7, who had so many members it needed a TV series to introduce them all. Add one more, and it's less a pop act and more a youth club with big ideas.
and there was also this on S Club:
Cursed by the Camera The acts who should have said 'NO!' as soon as the Hollywood types started sniffing around.
2) S CLUB Poor old S Club. Now here's a band who could really have made something of their time on film, seeing as they had all that experience making their TV shows. Unfortunately, the curse of the camera hit them just as hard as it did the Spicers. First the boys got busted, then they lost Paul, then Jo developed a debilitating back condition, then Rachel's dad refused to ever speak to her again, then Bradley started singing a lot more on their records. By the end of the group Tina even started to look useful and interesting. Sometimes, once you've reached for the stars, all there is left to do is fall on your bum.
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Post by parsnipgirl on Oct 26, 2003 9:48:03 GMT -5
HUH!!! HOW BLOODY EVIL!!! WAS BLAZIN SQUAD ON IT?
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Post by Bethany on Oct 26, 2003 9:50:17 GMT -5
i dunno wait
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Post by Bethany on Oct 26, 2003 9:51:36 GMT -5
Too Many Members The bands who don't know the meaning of the word 'ENOUGH!'....
1) SO SOLID CREW Scientists are still arguing over exactly how many members So Solid have in their Crew. But for a rough idea, you take the cast of Friends, add the Magnificent Seven, Ocean's Eleven, the Three Musketeers and everyone in a stormtrooper costume in Star Wars. Then you dress 'em in black, and that equals about a third of the amount of people involved in making their first album. There's loads more of 'em now, of course...
2) S CLUB 8 As any fool knows. There are certain numbers which work well for pop bands. Five seems to be the default amount, as it allows choreographers to come up with interesting variations on the 'two at the front, three at the back' lineup. Three can work, especially if you have guitars and jump up and down a lot (hiya Busted!). But the absolute maximum is seven. As in S Club 7, who had so many members it needed a TV series to introduce them all. Add one more, and it's less a pop act and more a youth club with big ideas.
3) BLAZIN' SQUAD Ah, the wonderful Squad - just saying their names out loud brings a swell of pride to our overstaffed R&B ballad-loving hearts. Reepa, Kenzie, Strider, Frodo, Gollum, Yoda, Chewie, Shrek, Lumpy, Grumpy, Sneezy, Doc. Who could forget a single one of those lovable imps, eh? [Erm, did you do ANY research for this at all? - Ed.]
6) POLYPHONIC SPREE The Spree operate like a cross between a musical museum and a refugee camp for anyone who can dig their way out of an orchestra with a sthingy. Never seen anyone play the highland face trumpet? The Spree have three. Curious as to the correct use of the bluto (a bizarre hybrid of banjo, lute and piccolo)? Ask the Spree, who's many, many members will be only too pleased to offer instruction, a place to stay and some nice curtains to wear. Eventually we will ALL be in the Polyphonic Spree, and then we're off to colonise space together...
5) BIG BROVAZ An interesting variation on the 'come one, come all' recruitment policy as used by other bands in this list. The Brovs don't have too many members as such, but there are too many bands in their lineup. You have the classic hip hop three-bloke rap gang (like Run DMC or the Beastie Boys) AND the equally classic R&B three-lady collective (Destiny's Child, Mis-Teeq) all in the same act. That's like Busted deciding to form a band with Atomic Kitten, and can you imagine the scraps that lot would have over who gets the dressing room mirror first?
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Post by parsnipgirl on Oct 26, 2003 9:52:07 GMT -5
ok
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Post by Maxi Muffin on Oct 26, 2003 10:00:20 GMT -5
I think certain magazines need to make up theyre minds! They cnt b totally in luv wif a band one minute then slag em off the next
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Post by Bethany on Oct 26, 2003 10:01:20 GMT -5
yeah exactly.
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Post by Cazza on Oct 26, 2003 10:50:35 GMT -5
tsk blazin squad hav more members than sc8 and wen blazin squad dance they look so stupid all 10 of them prancin about on stage, atleast sc8 actually hav a proper dance routine
totp r evil sumtimes
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Post by Bethany on Oct 26, 2003 10:54:18 GMT -5
blazin squad do not dance. they bop up and down on the spot *runs before alky can see this*
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Post by parsnipgirl on Oct 26, 2003 11:22:14 GMT -5
heh... is that on a site or magazine?? 
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Post by Bethany on Oct 26, 2003 11:24:41 GMT -5
site
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Post by ~*Hazzie*~ on Oct 26, 2003 12:14:10 GMT -5
RUDE! *puts fingers in ears* im not listening 2 ne more ov this LA LA LA. Luv harriet PS Its like totp mag luvs sc8, the webiste think theyre okish and the tv programme h8s em. Stoopid ppl.
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Post by Matt Frankies #1 fan on Oct 26, 2003 13:43:16 GMT -5
*annoyed now*
Matt Frankies #1 fan
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Post by mrsgoldspink on Dec 4, 2003 12:33:47 GMT -5
wwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww
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